Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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