i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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