we have officially mastered the walk of shame
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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