are you still at the devil's house?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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