I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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