i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
