so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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