This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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