As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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