Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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