I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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