fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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