my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I am midnight drunk by noon
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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