dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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