just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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