We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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