I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
if only i could text you this smell
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
