dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
that is very illegal...i love you.
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