My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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