Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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