we're blogging at a bar
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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