Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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