Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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