You just made me feel so damn special
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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