And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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