i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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