ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You smell like stripper and shame
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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