This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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