I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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