I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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