Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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