I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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