I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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