Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
