That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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