tell your sister to shave her snatch
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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