i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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