That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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