let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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