who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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