you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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