whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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