so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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