At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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