Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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