Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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