Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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