4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
