i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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