will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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