Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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