it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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