White coat. Heels.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Randomize
