They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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