So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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